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- what she says: im fine
- what she means: im doug dimmadome, owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome
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Anonymous asked: Who is the internet love of your life?
(rolls eyes)
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Anonymous asked: Who's your favorite ship?
I’ve always though Slave I was p. dope.
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I just watched this whole thing. blew my mind.
GOd, is that you?
It’s so cool that you’re very good at a video game.
I was super impressed for like 90 percent of this. The other 10 was me being distracted because one part of the trail looked like a butt.
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So, I made a family of Obamas. Then I evicted everyone from the neighborhood and moved in the family of Obamas into every possible house. Seriously, there are like 100 Barack Obamas in this town.
“THANKS OBAMAS!” -Everyone evicted to make room
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the fact that i once had an acting class with manti te’o went from “huh” to “OMG SERIOUSLY” shockingly fast
Shit has gone down during your tenure at Notre Dame.
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“Only, the farm takes up most of the day and at night I just like a cup of tea. I’d like to be able to devote myself full-time to the ‘ol racism.”
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I love that The Go! Team is just really happy, upbeat stuff thrown together that just works.
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Joe Biden looking forward to this pizza.
all my favorite things!
“Hey, Barack! You want some ‘za? Got some premium ‘za right here. Plenty for everybody, bro. Michelle can have some, too, if she wants.”
I am Thom. I died on the way back to my home planet.
